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Friday, July 8, 2011

Q&A: "Girl if I Press Play, Call Out Sick Tomorrow..."

If you’ve read us before, then you know what this is. If not, here’s how it goes: you email your question to, and we then answer your question. But this time we have done more than just answer. Our answer has been particularly designed to enhance your sex life. Enjoy.

Question: What songs would you put in a play list to listen to during sex? I'd say a play list is 5 songs or more.... unless you don't think it will last that long. Also (for good fun), I'd be very interested to know what you'd like to watch someone strip tease to.


The Birds and the Bees Do More than Dance and Romance 2011 Summer Sextape

  1. Kelly Rowland feat. Lil Wayne - “Motivation”

  2. Usher – “How Do I Say”

  3. Ginuwine – “So Anxious”

  4. R. Kelly – “Bump and Grind”

  5. Darey – “Tonight”

  6. Chris Brown – “Take You Down”

  7. Trey Songz – “Invented Sex”

  8. The-Dream – “Falsetto”

  9. Usher – “That’s What It’s Made For”

  10. LL Cool J – “Doin It Well”

  11. Young Money – “Bedrock”

  12. Ginuwine – “Pony”

  13. 112 – “Peaches and Cream”

  14. Twista feat. Tia London – “2012”

  15. Kid Cudi – “Pillow Talk”

The Strip Tease Song Request:

MD: T-Pain’s “Long Lap Dance Song.” The title explains itself.

The Watcher: Juvenile’s “Slow Motion.” “When she workin that back, I don't know how to act.” This song definitely sets the mood for a strip tease.

The Radical: The song would match her intention: “Motivation” by Kelly Rowland feat Lil Wayne. Hips swaying to the smooth rhythm. Every article of clothing hitting the ground on beat… yeah… Just like that.

Regardless of how amazing the sextape is, the Birds and the Bees’ Staff always thinks these things through. What if our calculations for proper playlist creation don’t hold true for your libido’s distinct variables? Well, Mr. SR…C has done some additional research and created the perfect playlist for the outliers.

Mr. SR...C: Well if you really want to know my playlist would be whatever show was on at the moment. There is nothing better than getting knee deep with Sportscenter on, thinking “Damn! This is some good pussy, but did this man Lebron really dunk on Damon Jones like that!” or watching Game of Thrones thinking “She got dragons! Can’t believe I have to wait ‘til 2012 to see this shit again, but woooweee this girl riding me like I got a six figure salary!... lil’ man gotta hold out for a least 10 more minutes, think I’ll switch the channel and put on First 48”. Now as far as what I would like someone to strip tease to well it is quite simple. All I need is silence maybe a little dirty talk, but if you really trying to get freaky I got this rain stick, a rain stick named splash waterfalls.

1 comment:

  1. Just laughed SO hard at Mr.SR...C.... hilarious shit